From goddesses and witch queens, I turn to witches
of a more mundane sort, ranging in age from (apparently) sweet old ladies to
(apparently) sweet little girls. The examples are all taken either from children's classics or from less well known children's books which in my judgement are classics anyway... Some of these writers intend us to take the wickedness
of the witches in their stories very seriously, and I’ll tackle those first. Others revel in the transgessive naughtiness of their witches
and fully expect their readers to enjoy this, too.
The
first Seriously Bad Witch I want you to meet is Emma Cobley, from what I consider Elizabeth
Goudge’s best children’s book, Linnets
and Valerians (1964). Goudge was a religious, spiritual writer and an
intelligent, questioning one who wrote movingly about mental illness in some of
her adult books. She was conscious of goodness as a great force, and of evil as
a force almost as strong… Emma Cobley is an elderly woman of humble background
who – at the beginning of the 1900s – keeps the post office and shop of High
Barton, a small Dartmoor village. As a young, vivid girl she was deeply in love with
Hugo Valerian, the squire, but when he married the doctor’s daughter Alicia, in her
jealous hatred she cast spells upon him and his wife and child. Emma’s shop is
full of tempting sweets like the witch’s house in Hansel and Gretel, and she owns
a black cat which can change size.
Her main adversary is the brave and gentle
Nan Linnet, eldest of four children who’ve come to stay in the village with
their Uncle Ambrose, the vicar. Emma’s snarling cat scratches the
children when they first ‘fall into’ the shop to buy sweets and postcards, but
Emma – who wears ‘an old fashioned white mob cap, a voluminous black dress and
little red shawl crossed over her chest’ seems
kind and helpful… though she warns them against climbing Lion Tor, the hill
above the village: ‘Something nasty might happen to you there.’ But her sweets!
The children choose:
…a pennyworth of
peppermint lumps that looked like striped brown bees, a pennyworth of boiled
lemon sweets the colour of pale honey, a penny-ha’pennyworth of satin pralines
in colours of pink and mauve, and a pennyworth of liquorice allsorts. And out
of pure goodness of heart Emma Cobley added for nothing a packet of sherbet.
They did not know what that was, and she had to show them how to put a pinch of
powder on their tongues and then stand with their tongues out enjoying the
glorious refreshing fizz.
But their dog Absolom has his tail
between his legs. And later, Nan discovers Emma’s spell book hidden in the
little parlour which her uncle has given her – with spells for ‘binding the
tongue’, loss of memory and for ‘a coolness to come between a man and a woman’.
Later she learns the tragic story of Lady Alicia up at the manor, who lost her
little boy twenty years ago in a mist on Lion Tor, and whose husband Hugo is
missing. And she meets a dumb, wild man living on the moors – and at last with
the help of the gardener Ezra, a sort of white hedge-wizard, the children find
a set of little figures carved from mandrake root, with pins driven into them. As
Ezra says,
‘What
Emma did to these figures she did to the people. She ’as the power. It be all
in the mind, lad, the mind and the will, an’ Emma, she’s strong-minded and
strong-willed. Now, maid, you read out o’ that book the spell for binding the
tongue.’
Nan
found the place and read it out and Ezra picked up one of the little images and
brought it to the light. …It was of a little boy about eight years old and his
had his tongue out. … They looked closer and saw that the pins pierced the
tongue. They had been thrust in while
the mandrake root was still supple and now it was like hard wood and they
were rusted in firmly.
This reflects a rather different light on
that picture of the children sticking out their tongues in Emma’s shop to enjoy
the fizz of the sherbet. The witchcraft in this book is an expression of the
capacity of the human soul to cling to destructive passions, but it is
defeated by Ezra’s white magic, and the good magic of honeybees, and by acts of
kindness and love.
The acquisitiveness of the next witch, Dr
Melanie D. Powers of Lucy Boston’s An
Enemy at Green Knowe (1964), is
more difficult to deal with. (For those not familiar with them the Green Knowe
books are a series of sensitive ghost stories set in the author’s 11th century
manor house in Cambridgeshire.) The grandson of the house, Tolly, and his
friend Ping pit themselves against his grandmother’s new neighbour, a prying,
malicious woman who is a Cambridge don and scholar of the occult and has – we
slowly realise – struck a Faustian bargain with the devil. Believing an
ancient occult manuscript is hidden somewhere in the house, she will stop at
nothing to get hold of it. Miss Powers, who has an unaccountable dislike of
passing in front of a mirror, invites herself to tea at Green Knowe where she makes
ultra-sweet conversation with such ominous lines as, ‘One can sense that yours is a very happy family. Happy families are not
so frequent as people make out. And unfortunately they are easily broken up.
Very easily.’ And she refuses a small cake with the words, ‘Grown-ups do better without extra luxuries
like that. It is enough for me to look at them’. However she can’t stop
greedily eyeing them…
About
half an hour later when tea was over… Mrs Oldknowe offered to lead the way
upstairs to see the rest of the house. Miss Powers was standing with her back
to the table, her hands clasped behind her, lingering to look at the picture
over the fireplace, when Tolly… saw one of the little French cakes move,
jerkily, as if a mouse were pulling it. Then it slid over the edge of the
plate… and into the twiddling fingers held ready for it behind Miss Powers’
back.
This tells us everything we need to know
about Miss Powers. She is petty, deceitful, covetous and malicious, sends a series of almost Biblical plagues on the house (snakes, feral cats that kill the songbirds, etc) and causes
real harm. The boys’ beloved grandmother Mrs Oldknowe is nearly defeated by
her, and the eventual triumph of good in the midst of a total eclipse
of the sun, when Miss Power's demon is driven out, is precariously
achieved at the cost of considerable damage to the house.
Emma Cobley and Melanie Powers come to
different ends. After Emma’s book of spells is burned on Ezra’s fire, where the
pages writhe ‘like snakes in the flames and then were consumed to nothing,’
Emma and her husband Tom change from being the leaders of the village coven to
‘quite nice old people’. They make amends and are forgiven for the harm they
have done. Wickedness has gone for ever and the village is happy again; but
what has happened to Emma’s ‘strong mind and strong will’? We may hope she now
uses her strength for good, but the lukewarm
phrase ‘quite nice’ doesn’t promise much.
Miss Powers comes to a more disturbing end:
she is broken. The two boys have learned her full, demonic name – Melusine
Demogorgona Phospher – and hiding in a tree they chant it aloud to her through paper
trumpets, diminishing it by one syllable on each repetition in a ritual of
dissolution. On the last and final syllable, ‘pher!’ she collapses, crying to
her demon lord, ‘Don’t leave me!’
With a last convulsion the
writhing form, now on the ground, broke up into two, and an abomination the
mind refuses to acknowledge stood over her, and spurned her, and sped away
hidden by a line of hedge.
Now harmless, Miss Powers is dreadfully
damaged, a ‘pop-eyed, huddled little woman’ who runs aimlessly about like a hen.
‘I’ve
lost my Cat.’ She turned and scurried away. ‘I’ve lost…’
For the last time the boys watched
her going away down the garden path – nervous, running, stumbling, diminishing.
The gate clicked.
It’s wonderful writing, though rather a
shame that it's a woman scholar who gets to be evil while the male scholar in
the story, the quiet but dependable Mr Pope (named in contrast
to the equally meaningfully named Miss Powers) helps save the day by
declaiming an Invocation of Power from a manuscript he's working on: 'The Ten Powers of Moses'. But Tolly's grandmother Mrs Oldknowe is good (as in children's fiction, grandmothers nearly always are) and a bad male scholar does figure in the tale, for as ever at Green Knowe, the story has
its roots in the past of the house, when a Faustian 16th century alchemist named Dr Vogel had his own brush with the devil. It's his book Miss Powers is ambitious to find.
There are elements of comedy in both titles –
the episode of the cakes and Miss Powers’ twitching fingers for example – but neither of these
witches are funny in themselves and though at the end we may pity
them, we are not tempted to admire them. This is not the case for Gwendolen
Chant, the anti-heroine of Diana Wynne Jones’ Charmed Life (1977). A pretty young girl with blue eyes and golden hair, Gwendolen
is a witch who exploits and betrays her younger brother Cat (the viewpoint
character) to the extent of actually causing his death on several occasions,
for Cat – as she knows and he doesn’t – is a nine-lifed enchanter. Gwendolen
has been squandering her brother's extra lives to enhance her own powers: we don’t find
this out for a while, but she’s a self-centred, ambitious, arrogant young lady
whose anti-social behaviour can be very entertaining to witness. When she and Cat – orphans
since their parents drowned in an accident she herself arranged – are taken under
the guardianship of the enchanter Chrestomanci to be educated at Chrestomanci
Castle, Gwendolen – feeling her importance to be insufficiently recognised – causes magical mayhem to gain attention, which everyone ignores. She throws
tantrums in her bedroom:
‘I
hate this place!’ she bawled. … Her voice was muffled among the velvets of her
room and swallowed up in the prevailing softness of the Castle. ‘Do you hear
it?’ Gwendolen screamed. ‘It’s an eiderdown of hideous niceness! I wreck their
lawn, so they give me tea. I conjure up a lovely apparition and they have the
curtains drawn. Frazier, would you draw
the curtains, please? Ugh! Chrestomanci makes me sick!’
‘I
didn’t think it was a lovely apparition,’ Cat said, shivering.
As well he might not, for the apparitions
turn out to have been Cat’s lost lives:
The
first was like a baby that was too small to walk – except that it was walking,
with its big head wobbling. The next was a cripple, so twisted and cramped upon
itself that it could barely hobble. The third was… pitiful, wrinkled and
draggled. The last had its white skin barred with blue stripes. All were weak
and white and horrible.
These really are horrible, but as Cat says
later to Chestomanci, ‘I quite liked some of the things she did’. So do we: her
wicked pranks are great fun to watch but she herself is no joke. Entirely selfish,
she's ready to sacrifice what’s
left of her brother’s nine lives. At the end she seals herself into another world
where, perhaps mistakenly, she believes she will be a powerful queen. She is a
soberingly nasty little girl.
Not all bad witches are evil ones though. Children
love stories about naughtiness, and naughtiness is the main characteristic
of the witches I discuss next. Their authors make much of the comic
possibilities open to characters with magical power and zero scruples. Miss
Smith, Sylvia Daisy Pouncer and Madam Mim are quite unlovable, yet we can enjoy
their wickedness in complete assurance that all will be well in the end. They
offer the evergreen appeal of watching someone behave appallingly badly in ways
we ourselves would not not dare to try, and in this spirit of subversive
enjoyment many of the best witches of children’s fiction have been conceived.
I'll begin with a favourite from my own
childhood, out of print now for many years but available second-hand: Beverley Nichols’ excellent fantasy
series for children beginning with The
Tree That Sat Down (1945). In it we meet the unforgettable Miss Smith
who looks like a Bright Young Thing, ‘pretty as a pin-up girl’, but is actually
three hundred and eighty-five years old. Three disgusting toads are her
familiars, who spit poison and live in her refrigerator. They have a tendency to burst into song:
‘Three
little toads are we, are we,
Ready
for any sinful spree,
If
you do not treat us well
We’ll
spit in your eyes and you’ll go to…’
Miss Smith puffs green smoke from her
nostrils in moments of crisis, flies a Hoover instead of a broomstick and takes energetic delight in wickedness. As she walks through the wood on her
way to make trouble for little Judy and her wise old grandmother who keep a shop in the
Willow Tree,
…
all the evil things in the dark corners knew that she was passing… The snakes
felt the poison tingling in their tails and made vows to sting something as
soon as possible. The ragged toadstools oozed with more of their deadly
slime… In many dark caves, wicked old spiders, who had long given up hope of
catching a fly, began to weave again with tattered pieces of web, muttering to
themselves as they mended the knots.
Miss Smith’s false but attractive exterior
allows her to inveigle her way into all sorts of places. For example, she
deals with the evil Sir Percy Pike who preys upon widows and orphans by lending
money at extortionate rates. Miss Smith is ‘also very keen on widows and
orphans’, and – driven by professional jealousy – presents herself to Sir Percy
in the guise of a beautiful widow, bedizened with diamond rings.
At
the sight of these rings Sir Percy began to dribble so hard that he had to take
out a handkerchief and hold it over his chin. … No sooner had he shut the door,
than she spat in his face, hit him sharply on the chin with the diamond rings,
knelt on his chest, and proceeded to tell him exactly what she thought of
him.
You can’t help cheering, even if Miss Smith
is just as bad herself. She appears in all of Nichols’ children’s stories
(the others are The Stream that Stood
Still, The Mountain of Magic and The
Wickedest Witch in the World) and without her the books would be charming,
but anodyne. She is of course foiled on every occasion, but hers is the
energy that drives the narrative.
Next on my list is the witch Sylvia Daisy
Pouncer in John Masefield’s The Midnight
Folk (1927), who also appears in its better-known sequel The Box of Delights. Little Kay
Harker is a lonely, imaginative child and the book is peopled with his imaginary
friends: toys, pet cats, and ancestors who may or may not be ‘really
there’. His everyday life is ruled by the strict and over-fussy governess
Miss Pouncer:
‘Don’t answer me back, sir,’ she said. ‘You’re
a very naughty, disobedient little boy, and I have a very good mind not to let
you have an egg. I wouldn’t let you have an egg, only I had to stop your
supper last night. Take off one of those slipper and let me feel
it. Come here.’
Kay went up rather gingerly, having been caught in
this way more than once. He took off one slipper and tended it for
inspection.
‘Just as I thought,’ she said. ‘The damp has
come right through the lining, and that’s the way your stockings get worn out.’
In a very pouncing way she spanked at his knuckles with the slipper…
We see from this that Miss Pouncer
isn’t cruel (Kay gets his egg) but neither is she kind, so it’s not
surprising that at night when the Midnight Folk reign in the old house, she's
cast in the role of chief witch.
There
were seven old witches in tall black hats and long scarlet cloaks sitting round
the table at a very good supper: the cold goose and chine which had been hot at
middle-day dinner, and the plum cake which had been new for tea. They were
very piggy in their eating (picking the bones with their fingers, etc) and they
had almost finished the Marsala. The old witch who sat at the top of the
table tapped with her crooked-headed stick and removed her tall, pointed hat.
She had a hooky nose and chin and very bright eyes.
I did not know
what Marsala was when I first read this at the age of seven (and I’ve just now
had to look up ‘chine’, which turns out to be the backbone with meat attached), but with the right encouragement children can scramble around difficult words as easily
as they might scramble over a tree-trunk on a woodland trail. The context was
obvious: the witches were being greedy; it was all I needed to know. This
hooky-nosed, pointy-hatted old witch who might have come straight out of the
Discworld is the very Mrs Pouncer who earlier that day was telling Kay to ‘use
the subjunctive and the genitive’ but who now starts up a rousing song:
‘When the midnight strikes in the belfry dark
And the white goose quakes at the fox’s bark,
We saddle the horse that is hayless, oatless,
Hoofless and pranceless, kickless and coatless,
We canter off for a midnight prowl…’
All the witches put their heads back to sing the chorus:
‘Whoo-hoo-hoo,
says the hook-eared owl.’
No wonder Kay’s cat Nibbins (a reformed
witch’s cat) exclaims, ‘I can’t resist
this song. I never could.’ Wicked the witches may be, though they are only trying to discover the Harker treasure, not a terribly evil aim – but how
Masefield relishes their energy and subversive delight! And although the
coven meets to dance around a bonfire at an earthwork called called Wicked Hill
where ‘a magic circle was burning in a narrow line of blue fire,’ there can be
nothing very scary about a fire ‘fed by little black cats who walked around the
ring dropping herbs on it.’
In Mrs Pouncer the idea of female authority
is once again characterised as witchy, but children always find it difficult to
imagine what their teachers do outside school hours, and she’s far more fun as
one of the Midnight Folk than as the strict and unsympathetic lady who keeps scolding: ‘Now go and have your milk, but not your biscuit; you haven’t deserved
one; and mind you come to lunch with washed hands.’
Another small boy in the clutches of a
powerful female is the Wart in the hands of Madame Mim, in TH White’s The Sword in the Stone (1938). This
episode was cut from The Once and Future
King; perhaps White thought it too burlesque for the soberer, more epic
quality of the longer work. Madame Mim is a far humbler creation than the terrifying Queen Morgause of Orkney in The
Once and Future King – but one probably quite familiar to any little boy
whose mother or nurse undressed him for an unwanted bath. Madam Mim
forcibly undresses the Wart with an eye to popping him in the pot and cooking
him, singing a chicken-plucking song as she does so:
‘Pluck the feathers with the skin
Not against the grain-oh.
Pluck the small ones out from in,
The great with might and main-oh.
Even if he wriggles, never mind his squiggles,
For mercifully little boys are quite immune to
pain-oh.’
With all this,
you’d imagine Madame Mim to be an old crone, as Walt Disney portrays her in the
cartoon film of The Sword in the Stone.
In the book however, she is ‘a strikingly beautiful woman of about thirty, with
coal-black hair so rich it had the blue-black of maggot-pies [magpies] in it,
silky bright eyes, and a general soft air of butter-wouldn’t-melt-in-my mouth.’
As if these shades of Morgause weren’t enough (he uses the very same term for her: ‘butter would not melt in it’) White adds, ‘She was sly.’ Madame
Mim looks like a witch queen and sounds like a crone. The Wart and his
foster-brother Kay arrived at her cottage in pursuit of a gore-crow which
had stolen one of their arrows; Madame Mim tempts them into her cottage by
playing upon Kay’s sense of what is due from him as an aristocrat to his
inferiors. It’s very funny. ‘Few can believe,’ she simpers, ‘how we ignoble
tenants of the lower classes value a visit from the landlord’s sons.’ Sweeping
the boys a low curtsy as they enter, she grabs them both by the scruff and
shoots them through the cottage to the back door to imprison them in rabbit
hutches; the Wart catches a glimpse of her parlour and kitchen as he’s hurried
through:
The lace curtains, the aspidistra, the lithograph
called The Virgin’s Choice, the printed text of the Lord’s Prayer written
backwards and hung upside down, the sea-shell, the needle-case in the shape of
a heart with A Present from Camelot written on it, the broomsticks, the
cauldron and the bottles of dandelion wine.
Genteel aspiration with a
witchy twist! Luckily, just before the witch dispatches the Wart, Merlyn
arrives with the words, ‘Ha! Now we shall see what a double-first at Dom-Daniel
avails against the private education of my master Blaise’ – and a wizards’ duel
begins. The whole thing is a joy.
The Scots writer Nicholas Stuart Grey
created another memorable witch in Mother Gothel, the desperately evil witch of
The Stone Cage (1963), his retelling
of the fairytale Rapunzel. In this novel, the fun and energy of the story
belong to the narrator, Tomlyn the witch’s cat, whose cynical and laconic
style belies the fact that his heart is in the right place. The witch
herself is powerful, terrifying, slovenly and sluttish, but ultimately pathetic
and redeemable. Mother Gothel wants to be loved, but doesn’t know how to love anyone back; she wants Rapunzel
to grow up to be the wickedest witch in the world – to
surpass herself (she isn’t very good at witchcraft), in a parody of what most
parents want.
Mother Gothel conjures up a cradle and toys for the child, but they’re as scary as the monstrous toys of the boy next door in Toy Story 1.
Mother Gothel conjures up a cradle and toys for the child, but they’re as scary as the monstrous toys of the boy next door in Toy Story 1.
There was a greyish sort of lamb-thing, with crossed eyes. If you hit it hard, it bawled 'Maa-maaah!' till you stopped. There was a doll, too.
Cor! Its head was on back to front, and it could crawl very quickly all over
the floor, and it put its tongue out six inches if you went near. I hated it.
Its name was Nellie, and it had long pink curls.
Tomlyn and his fellow familiar Marshall the
raven work together to look after Rapunzel; they foil Mother Gothel’s plans by
secretly enspelling the child so that she cannot
learn magic; and as the girl grows up the witch is increasingly (and
dangerously) frustrated by her protegée’s apparent stupidity. Nicholas Stuart
Grey manages to keep alive a sense of sympathy for the witch, however, who is
unhappy as well as horrible, and tries hard according to her mistaken
lights. Descending the tower on Rapunzel’s rope of hair, after a failed
sixteenth-birthday party attempt to get the girl to succeed in any spell, however small, Mother Gothel
reaches the ground and yells up at the window:
‘Get
to your spinning now! If the thread is the wrong colour again, you’re for the nettle whip, girl – birthday or no birthday!’
She gave an angry laugh, and turned
away. We heard her muttering, ‘I meant this to be a nice day for everyone!’
It’s funny – because haven’t we all been there? Even though she's brought it on herself, her
angry disappointment is so human and familiar that we understand it. Mother Gothel is a more complex character than any
we’ve looked at so far. Full of faults,
she’s not altogether evil and there’s hope for her in the end, because in spite
of all she is and everything she’s done, her ill-treated pets Tomlyn and
Marshall somehow still love her.
From goddesses to witch queens, from old women
to little girls, women get to be called witches when they wield power, show
ambition, refuse to do as they’re told, refuse to know their place, refuse to
conform. It isn't surprising that children, who have little power and big
dreams, and are always being told what to do and how to behave, should love stories
which celebrate the unbiddable naughtiness of witches who can defy all the rules, stay up late, eat midnight feasts with their fingers, fly through the air on broomsticks, and behave just as badly as they wish.
Picture credits
Miss Smith: illustration by Peggy Fortnum for The Mountain of Magic
Miss Smith: illustration by Peggy Fortnum for The Mountain of Magic
Emma Cobley: illustration by Ian Ribbons for Linnets and Valerians
Melanie Powers appears in the Persian Glass: illustration by Peter Boston for An Enemy At Green Knowe
Miss Smith: illustration by Isobel & John Morton Sale for The Tree That Sat Down
Miss Smith and toads: illustration by Richard Kennedy for The Stream That Stood Still
Witch: illustration by Rowland Hilder for The Midnight Folk
Tomlyn: illustration by Nicholas Stuart Grey for The Stone Cage
Witch cradle: illustration by Nicholas Stuart Grey for The Stone Cage
Around the fire: illustration by Peggy Fortnum for The Mountain of Magic
Miss Smith: illustration by Isobel & John Morton Sale for The Tree That Sat Down
Miss Smith and toads: illustration by Richard Kennedy for The Stream That Stood Still
Witch: illustration by Rowland Hilder for The Midnight Folk
Tomlyn: illustration by Nicholas Stuart Grey for The Stone Cage
Witch cradle: illustration by Nicholas Stuart Grey for The Stone Cage
Around the fire: illustration by Peggy Fortnum for The Mountain of Magic