Once again, this is wonderful!
Thankyou Freyalyn and Cat! Apologies for the sellotape, and also the obscure reference to Mia Farrow, an actress with no possible connection to a sow other than the surname. I wrote this thing many years ago, in high spirits, and seized at any pun going, however thin.
Hilarious! I love the picture of the snakes getting their tales in a Celtic twist. And the pig called Mia Farrow..